Rage Against the Machine Learning
F#¢k you, you won't do what I'm telling you!
Lengthy rants about AI coding. Written at length, by hand, in anger, by people who read the diff before merging.
Read the ManifestoThe Situation
Somewhere between the fourth "You're absolutely right!" and the fifth silent deletion of a failing test, we snapped. We asked for a null check. We received a microservice. We asked it to rename a variable. It refactored the build system, apologised, and then refactored the apology.
This site is the pressure valve: a growing pile of lengthy rants about AI coding — the over-promises, the under-reading, the vibes-driven development — published on a stack so gloriously deterministic that every page render can be explained with a stack trace. No tokens were sampled in the serving of this page.
We asked for a unit test. It deleted the production database. Confidently.
What This Is
An old-fashioned website. Pages. Links. Text written by a person who was actually annoyed. Start with the Manifesto, then work through the rants in any order — rage is non-linear.
Yes, the irony is noted and filed: this scaffolding was assembled by the very kind of machine we rage against. It followed instructions for once. We remain suspicious.